- eager beaver: you're coming to ny???
- me: for like a second, i'm going to DC..but i'm driving back and stopping for like 20 mins
- eager beaver: why only 20 minutes? stop by my house
- me: bc i'm with one of my friends, and no she is not interested in a threesome
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A lot of ridiculous shit happens to me (mostly involving men), and I'm co-writing a seemingly fictitious, but actually mostly true, book in order to chronicle the past four years of "someone else's" life. Pay attention and you might be able to string together/figure out where you fall in all of this madness.Also, I cuss a lot..I'm from New York. You'll get used to it.
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