i didn't realize
that leaving your spare toothbrush at a boy’s house opens a vortex that “makes it okay” for him to plan surprise birthday activity for you (when you aren’t his girlfriend).
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A lot of ridiculous shit happens to me (mostly involving men), and I'm co-writing a seemingly fictitious, but actually mostly true, book in order to chronicle the past four years of "someone else's" life. Pay attention and you might be able to string together/figure out where you fall in all of this madness.Also, I cuss a lot..I'm from New York. You'll get used to it.
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